June 2012
The Absolute Funniest Posts! →
lulz-time:
Me: Ugh, why isn’t my pizza done yet? Mom: It’s been in for three minutes. Just wait. Me: I DID MY WAITING! Mom: Oh, god, not again. Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT! Mom: Every time. Me: IN AZKABAN!
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When your arm goes numb after lying on it and you...
sodamnrelatable:
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When someone walks In and out of my room with out...
laugh-addict:
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When parents think you're the only teenager who...
lolzpicx:
3AM phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
sodamnrelatable:
“NO, I’M F**KING SKYDIVING.”
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When you see your ex with someone who isn't even...
sodamnrelatable:
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We were talking about the noises Tim Curry makes...
Jamie: We need to catalog every noise Tim Curry makes for the good of humanity.
Jamie: I think he's well fucking aware.
Jamie: And he just does these noises for no reason at all.
heddalettuce7: I can imitate the deep throated nnnggg noises he makes
heddalettuce7: other stuff no
heddalettuce7: but that nasally nnghhgnnhggg noise
heddalettuce7: yep
heddalettuce7: i can do that
Jamie: I WILL DO THIS WITH MY HANDS.
Jamie: Nigel just.
Jamie: Stop.
Jamie: Please.
Jamie: And he's like.
Jamie: What the hell is that the robot?
Jamie: Stop.
Jamie: Stop Nigel.
Jamie: NIGEL YOU'RE ON THE AIR.
Jamie: NIGEL NO.
Jamie: FUUUUU
Jamie: HOW DOES YOUR WIFE PUT UP WITH YOU?
Jamie: CHRIST.
heddalettuce7: imagine the sounds he makes during sex
heddalettuce7: oh god i went to a bad place
Jamie: ...
Jamie: STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
Jamie: STOP STOP
heddalettuce7: WHAT HAVE I DONE
Jamie: OH GOD NO
heddalettuce7: WHAT HAVE I DONE
Jamie: WHAT IF THAT'S A TURN ON
Over the past few days I have been told that I...
doe-patronus:
Eliza Thornberry
and Mia Thermopolis pre-makeover
I am obviously a hot bitch
When your mom says you can't get cookies:
sodamnrelatable:
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I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
That awkward moment when you perform your "need to...
sodamnrelatable:
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the-bear-maiden:
how did suzanne collins go from writing for this
to writing this
When your favorite song comes on, right when your... →
lulz-time:
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dearkorra:
thefrecklednerd:
I need this...
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
dearkorra:
ireallyneedtogotosleepbutiwont:
dearkorra:
kason-the-equalist:
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Really people? This site is paved with rainbows and Rick Santorum posters made of gay porn.
There are plenty of ignorant/homophobic people on tumblr… However, here, they ARE the MINORITY…
*Cackles in background*
But...
WORLD TOUR
Real Definition: All countries.
Actual Definition: Korea, Japan, Singapore, Europe, a few countries in Asia, maybe 2 cities in America and nope, not you Canada. And what the fuck is an Australia?
